| maybe i should swear more often |
heres the thing theres a lot of bullshit that comes out of my mouth and in the immortal words of homer simpson:
i don't mind when someone calls me a liar when im lying, or just finished lying, or about to lie, but not when im tell ing the TRUTH!!! why do people always believe me when i lie, but not when i tell the truth? thats fucked up, right there. speaking of the f-word...annie got sent to the office today for saying "why is our net so much fucking bigger?!?" really loud in front of all the little kids. we were playing two on two soccer and the other teams net was signifagantly smaller thus harder to score on (hehe, i used the word "thus". im a big girl now!!). mcivor heard her and went "EXCUSE ME?!?!?! UPSTAIRS, NOW!!!!" i guess she was too angry to form a proper sentence...anyways, annie didnt even get in trouble and she got to miss science and most of math, LUCKY BITCH!!! maybe i should swear around the little kids more... its going to be a heat wave, i can already tell. its 26 degrees celsius today and its only june 1st. last year we didnt get that kind of heat until july, or at least the end of june...god, i hope its not going to be like the "big heatwave" of 2000. it got up to almost 40 one day...shit, it was all i could do to drag myslef out of bed, put a bathing suit on (you dont expect me to wear clothes to bed in THAT kind of heat, do you? its only in the 20's and im already down to a underwear and a bra!!) and sit in front of a fan all day with my tounge hanging out and sweat gushing from every pore. thats a lovely vision. theres nice, hot weather and then theres ridiculously hot weather. if its too hot for you to risk running literally across the street to jump into a pool, thats ridiculously hot. or is that just lazy? probably a mix of both, eh? i want to keep writing, but i have nothing to say...they found out who deep throat is...if you don't know who deep throat is, he was the informer in the watergate scandal. if you dont know what watergate is, i can't help you... ~rainbow |
