PG needs her daily cheese intake
I woke up this morning with a yearning for incredibly cheesy music. So, I thought to myself, "What music contains the most cheese and the least amount of sincerity?" Then I realized whn you want cheese its time to go straight to the source: 90'S POP!! I'm not talking Nirvana and Pearl Jam. I'm talking Spice Girls, Backstreet Boys and Hanson!!!! So I went to the computer cafe and downloaded the most cheese I possibly could. So here I sit talking to Bernice, typing my dl, listening to "Show Me The Meaning Of Being Lonely" by the Backstreet Boys and looking forward to the show tonight and I couldn't be happier.

I miss the old 90's popstars. Remember when Justin and Britney were the cutest little romance on the block? Or when those Backstreet Men were just Boys...barely able to grow chest hair? When most of us were positive that the Hansons had vagina's? When Lindsay Lohan was that cutie in "A Parent Trap" (the movie that used to be my favorite in the whole world)? Remember when we were all sure that Joey Fatone was the gay one? C'mon guys lets go back to the cheese. Lets stop it with the "exploring new horizons", that shit is for girl scouts. Go back to the good old days when all it took to put together a song was a few baby's and a whole hell of a lot of hair gel. GIRL POWER!!!!

I know that all of you are going "I don't want to relive that!!!" Do you really think the crap that passes for music theese days is better than that? I didn't think so. I know that its never going to be the way it was and yeah, maybe they were some pretty crappy songs, but they were MY crappy songs. I still stand by my opinion that "Spice World" remains the best movie ever.

Tell me why
Ain't nothin' but a heartache
Tell me why
Ain't nothin' but a mistake
Tell me why
I never wanna hear you say
I want it that way

~PenguinGirl needs her daily cheese intake

2006-08-11 - 1:41 p.m.
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