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I am watching "Halloween H2O" it is complete crap. First of all it has Josh Hartnett one of the lead roles, that right there is a tip off that this is going to be le crap, as they say. Also, it has the blonde girl from "Dawsons Creek".......DAWSONS FUCKING CREEK....enough said there. They just dubbed "bullshit" into "bullcrap"..............how is crap better than shit.........DAMN YOU FOX AND YOUR ARBITRARY CENCORSHIP!!!!! The plot of the movie is that Jamie Lee Curtis' son goes out into the woods with all his teenage friends, its going to be another one of these "Hey, guys we're teenagers, lets go out into the woods on halloween and do a whole bunch of stupid shit so that we can look cool. Then, we'll get killed by some guy with a chainsaw/machete/powertool/jagged object/rock/really sharp teeth" movie. Why can't these serial killers ever just use a gun, like a nice, normal sniper? The symbol for the movie is a Jack-O-Lantern......oooohhhhh scary, a big orange vegtable (?) that has been cut in the shape o a face.....am I wrong or is this the same thing people make PIE out of? oh, dear lord, a PUMPKIN, WHO EVER WILL SAVE US?!?!?!
I like Jamie Lee Curtis, but if she insists on continuing with this crap, I will have to murder her. She was really pushing it with "Freaky Friday". Don't even get me started on that piece of crap..... Quote of the Day: Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. ~PenguinGirl and the attack of the killer jack-o-lanterns |
